You have the right to remain silent...

It's better not to speak and look like a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
-Mark Twain

God, no truer words have ever been spoken, especially if you hang out in a bar in NJ from time to time, which I do.

Which is why I created (yeah, obviously a promotional tie-in is going to come in to play here) this shirt...



Yeah, debate is fun, but sometimes, it'd be nice if you could convince the person talking to you that it's just time for them to shut up now...