Sure Happy It's Tuesday

MG Apparel's Sure Happy It's Tuesday shirt

Oh yeah... Happy Tuesday everybody.

Can somebody please tell me why Tuesdays almost always suck, and/or take forever to end? Yeah, it's not Monday, and we all know that Mondays suck. Sure. So Tuesday should be a lot better, right? But it isn't. Theories I have are as follows...

Expectations: We fully expect Monday to suck. Any way in which it doesn't suck is just a huge victory. Any way that it does, well, it's Monday. You expect that. Tuesday, however, is not Monday, and therefore, expectations of it are higher. It's still too early in the week to have high expectations of a day.

Reality of it all: Yeah, the weekend is still a lifetime away. Therefore, Tuesday is going to drag on, and on, and on, and on...

Time to get back to it: Admit it. You slacked on Monday, didn't you. And you used the fact that it was Monday as an excuse. Fair enough. It's a damn awesome excuse. But guess what? Now it's time to get back to work. And you know what? It will remain time to be back to work until end of day Thursday too. (Yeah, "It's Friday" is a damn good excuse too.)

Yeah, Tuesdays suck. Almost more than Mondays. But not quite.

And no, there is no Monday shirt, and probably never will be. I don't think there's anything I can say about Monday that hasn't already been said.